Top Cops at Bullshire Police are, once again, under fire following a ‘Controversial’ anti-knife crime poster appearing on Bullshire’s roadside
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pregnant people banned from maternity department!
In a controversial move, executives from Bullshire Hospitals have BANNED pregnant people from entering their one remaining Maternity Department. “BANNED”
‘BEARS SH*T IN WOODS’ – EXPENSIVE POLICE SURVEY FINDS
An expensive ‘Police Survey’ has revealed something that nobody knew! Read on to find out more. SURVEY The results of
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS TO A BMW WHEN THE INDICATORS ARE USED?
Crowds of shocked onlookers gathered around Social Media recently; wondering ‘Is this what happens to a BMW when the indicators
WATCH! MACHETE WIELDING BUFFOON BUZZED IN THE BALLS?
Are his gonads a gonner? We certainly hope so. What a buffoon. Being buzzed in the balls.
WHAT THE POLICE DID NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!
The internet has gone into MELT DOWN following the shock release of a ‘Tweet’ from the real proper British Transport
POLICE DEPLOY ‘BANANA BOAT’ IN A BID TO COMBAT MIGRANT CRISIS
In a bid to help prevent the so-called ‘Migrant Crisis’ in the English Channel, Bullshire Police have seconded a ‘Banana
HOW MANY TIMES HAS A ‘TASER STUN GUN’ BEEN DRAWN IN BULLSHIRE?
Bullshire Online can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL how many times a ‘TASER STUN GUN’ has been drawn in Bullshire in 2019. You
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT EXPLORERS FOUND IN THIS CAVE!
Explorers from Bullshire Polytechnic have stumbled upon something which can only be described as ‘shocking’ in a cave right here
English Channel to be DAMMED to ‘Assist Migrant Flood’
In a bid to assist the migrant flood, the English Channel is to be dammed so no migrants risk their