Two Bricks and Knitting Needles

“PEOPLE WHO ASSAULT EMERGENCY WORKERS SHOULD FACE EXTREME PUNISHMENT”

In a bid to deter people from assaulting Emergency Workers, Bullshire Police are pushing for harsher punishment for Offenders.

As you may have seen in the real news, people who assault Emergency Workers often receive pathetic punishments; which really really pisses pretty much everybody off.

One of our intrepid so-called “Journalists” has approached Bullshire Police for their thoughts.

“STERALISE THE FUCKERS”

…Anyone who assaults an Emergency Worker should face extreme punishment. If it was down to me, I’d crush the coward’s bollocks with two bricks, so they couldn’t breed and introduce any more feral vermin in the cesspit of their underclass favela. If it was a so-called female offender, I’d deploy the knitting needles to show the feral piece of shit who’s boss; and prevent her from squeezing out any more spawn…

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