YELLOW SNOW ALERT LIKELY TO SEE MOTORISTS DRIVING LIKE COCKS – POLICE WARN

Bullshire’s Meteor Office has issued a ‘Yellow Warning’ which, apparently, means that snow might fall from the skies above Bullshire at some point when it’s a bit chilly.

That’s right.

In a shocking revelation, Bullshire’s weather professors have forecast that, when it’s a bit chilly, snow might fall from the skies.

For Bullshire’s motorists, this will see them driving like complete and utter cocks.

Unless the Bullshire Motorist owns a Mercedes or a BMW; in which case they’re fucked.

A spokesperson for Bullshire Police said,

“…Most people drive like complete and utter cocks when there’s a tiny bit of snow on the ground.

We particularly like laughing at BMW and/or Mercedes drivers who, when it’s not snowing, drive around like they’re the cock of the kingdom.  However, when their rear wheel drive car won’t even move in the snow, we piss ourselves.  Unless, obviously, they’ve got a 4 wheel drive version; in which case we just laugh at them because they’re cocks anyway…”

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These are 'Cloth Coverings' and we make absolutely zero assertion that they will prevent the spread of nasties. They will, however, stop your spittle and phlegm from showering everyone within your immediate vicinity. Possibly.

We believe they'll satisfy observers into thinking you conforming to diktats.

They are available as a mask thing; or as a 'Snood' thing.

The design on the 'Snood' will be the same as the one shown on the 'Mask'. We can't be bothered to create the 'Product Images' just yet.

If you choose two (or more) and you want differing designs; pop it in the 'Special Requests' bit. We'll make it happen.

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