YELLOW SNOW ALERT LIKELY TO SEE MOTORISTS DRIVING LIKE COCKS – POLICE WARN

Bullshire’s Meteor Office has issued a ‘Yellow Warning’ which, apparently, means that snow might fall from the skies above Bullshire at some point when it’s a bit chilly.

That’s right.

In a shocking revelation, Bullshire’s weather professors have forecast that, when it’s a bit chilly, snow might fall from the skies.

For Bullshire’s motorists, this will see them driving like complete and utter cocks.

Unless the Bullshire Motorist owns a Mercedes or a BMW; in which case they’re fucked.

A spokesperson for Bullshire Police said,

“…Most people drive like complete and utter cocks when there’s a tiny bit of snow on the ground.

We particularly like laughing at BMW and/or Mercedes drivers who, when it’s not snowing, drive around like they’re the cock of the kingdom.  However, when their rear wheel drive car won’t even move in the snow, we piss ourselves.  Unless, obviously, they’ve got a 4 wheel drive version; in which case we just laugh at them because they’re cocks anyway…”

'BullBolt' Pin Badge

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The #BullBolt is intended to be worn following a 'Discharge' if you catch your drift.

We've felt it necessary, proportionate and in the interest of inappropriate potential humour to commission some more #BzzzX2 'Skills' pin badges which are displayed by Bullshire Police Officers to demonstrate their 'Skills' in McGoldenArches style.

In 'Original Yellow' and now in 'Girly Pink'.

We've also commissioned some new #BullBolt pin badges; which are intended to be displayed for each 'Successful Bzzz Deployment' for Bullshire Police Officers. Sort of 'Fighter Pilot Style' if you catch our drift?

At a glance, you'll be able to tell how 'Trigger Happy' a Bullshire Police Officer is with their #Bzzz by the number of #BullBolts on display.

Obviously these are very naughty and we couldn't possibly condone real proper Police Officers displaying their skills or how 'Trigger Happy' they are could we?

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