POLICE USE NEW TOOL TO REDUCE VIOLENT CRIME IN TOWN CENTRE

You won’t believe what Bullshire Police have introduced in a bid to reduce violent crime in their Town Centres?

What’s that?

You’re sick and tired of our click-bait and ad-riddled articles?

Oh.  Sorry.

Anyway.  It’s “PC Rain”.

Sorry.

WHY NOT HAVE A BROWSE THROUGH OUR SHOP?

"Contingency Coconut"

Coconut
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24/03/2020

'Bullshire' is, in fact, a 'Small Business' with all the costs and overheads that a 'Small Business' involves. The current worldwide situation is causing our 'Small Business' to stumble.

Our Social Media Ambassador is currently in Vietnam and, thanks to strong free WiFi everywhere, is able to continue to create. However, they can't get back to the UK. In fact, after careful consideration, they would prefer to be in Vietnam at this time because it's safer. Oh - There aren't any viable routes out of Vietnam either.

Unfortunately, this means additional expenditure and a massive amount of stress about keeping the 'Bullshire Small Business' afloat back in the UK.

If you choose to procure a 'Coconut' for our Social Media Ambassador, money will be used to keep the lights on in Bullshire.

These are scary times and there are priorities though. We understand that.

These are not easy times. Vietnam has closed its borders. Our Social Media Ambassador is a 'Foreigner' in their country. At the moment, they're smiling; but it's only a matter of time before they stop; as businesses are being closed left, right and centre.

Like we said: Scary times.

Stay safe. Watch yourself. Watch out for those closest to you.









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