POLICE USE NEW TOOL TO REDUCE VIOLENT CRIME IN TOWN CENTRE

You won’t believe what Bullshire Police have introduced in a bid to reduce violent crime in their Town Centres?

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You’re sick and tired of our click-bait and ad-riddled articles?

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Bullshire 'Face Covering'

BSMaskSnood
£8.00
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These are 'Cloth Coverings' and we make absolutely zero assertion that they will prevent the spread of nasties. They will, however, stop your spittle and phlegm from showering everyone within your immediate vicinity. Possibly.

We believe they'll satisfy observers into thinking you conforming to diktats.

They are available as a mask thing; or as a 'Snood' thing.

The design on the 'Snood' will be the same as the one shown on the 'Mask'. We can't be bothered to create the 'Product Images' just yet.

If you choose two (or more) and you want differing designs; pop it in the 'Special Requests' bit. We'll make it happen.

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