In a shock move which shocked a number of onlookers into apparently being shocked, Bullshire Police have set up a squad of crack cyber sleuths to actively seek those who ‘Check In’ at a ‘Christmas Market’ in Bullshire.
But WHY is it illegal to ‘Check In’ at a ‘Christmas Market?
Bullshire Online have ALL the answers.
It’s because nobody gives a shit. Nobody cares. Not one fucking iota. So stop it. Right now. Cheers.
Leading the squad of cyber-sleuths trawling t’internet, one of Bullshire’s top cops said:
“…I’ve been a temporary Detective Constable for a couple of months after joining the same gym as the Detective Inspector and having my teeth whitened. I was looking through the timeline on The Facebooks when I saw shit loads of people ‘Checking In’ to some poxy ‘Christmas Market’ and thought ‘I couldn’t give a flying fuck’.
I decided to speak to a magistrate who passed a by-law making it illegal to ‘Check In’ to a ‘Christmas Market’ because it really gets on my tits.
Nobody fucking cares…”