SHITE SO-CALLED “JOURNALISM” WASTES MILLIONS OF LIMITED POLICE BUDGET

Figures exclusively obtained by shite so-called ‘Journalists’ from Bullshire Online reveal that Bullshire Police has wasted millions of tax payers’ pounds dealing with spurious ‘Freedom of Information Act’ requests made by lazy so-called ‘Journalists’ who think they’re being clever.

Instead of actually doing any work, real life so-called ‘Journalists’ mainly sit in the safety of their little office thinking of ways to avoid having to do any actual journalism.

The real life so-called ‘Journalists’ then send off a spurious ‘Freedom of Information Act’ request to Bullshire Police who then have to spend time and money responding to the ridiculous request for information; just so a so-called ‘News’ organisation can have yet another dig at those who try their best with the limited budget available.

Chief Constable Sir Mason Lodge (MBSE) said “Why can’t these so-called ‘Journalists’ realise that we’re probably wasting more time dealing with their pathetic attempts to stir trouble than we spend on – for example – calling the ‘Speaking Clock’?”