WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE COSTAS?

Bullshire’s Top Cops are remaining tight-lipped today after a couple of Elite Detectives were seen down The Costas by a shocked onlooker.

The onlooker said “I was looking on when I saw two slightly smart looking youngsters wearing cheap high street clothes carrying mysterious blue books.  I knew they were Elite Detectives because they were both strutting and the male one smirked at me.”

The onlooker who, prior to noticing the undercover cops, was unshocked became shocked the instant they saw the sleuths.

“As soon as I saw the sleuths I became shocked.”

Bullshire Online sent an e-mail to a high ranking, senior top cop within Bullshire Police to find out what was going on but, as yet, the Temporary Detective Constable hasn’t replied.