A vile, underclass, drunken excuse for a mother has recently been spared prison after being convicted of eating a Police Officer.
In December 2010 the horrendous creature decided she’d demonstrate to her feral spawn just how much of a good mother and role model she was by making an adult decision to get drunk and drive her car.
The disgraceful woman crashed her car because crashing a car whilst drunk is something every child respects in their mother.
When Officers from Bullshire Police arrived the filthy vile mess was slumped at the wheel; uninjured but in an incoherent state.
She refused any help from the single crewed Police Officer and, when pulled from the vehicle, she decided she’d set an even higher example to her spawn by sinking her teeth into the flesh of the arresting officer.
However, because this awful woman has lovely teeth, she was spared prison.
The woman was ordered by Bullshire Magistrates’ Court to book a few sun bed sessions and return to see the Magistrates in a few weeks wearing a bikini.