In order to save cash spent on investigating car thefts, Bullshire Police will buy all Bullshire youths a car so they don’t steal one.
In this shocking move, Bullshire Police have pledged to buy every Bullshire youth who wants one a 1989 Vauxhall Nova 1.4SR.
Also, in order to save cash spent investigating Bullshire Citizens who drive around without a driving licence, Bullshire Police will also pay for Bullshire Citizens’ driving lessons and tests.
Not stopping there, in order to save cash spent investigating Bullshire Citizens who drive around without insurance, Bullshire Police will be paying for comprehensive car insurance for Bullshire Citizens.
Are you a Bullshire Citizen who drives around in a car without a valid MOT certificate? Don’t worry, Bullshire Police will pay for that too.
Chief Constable Sir Mason LODGE said “It’s genius, and only a matter of time before real proper police organisations start copying us.”