Police Catch Crook By Pretending to be a Police Dog!

Quick thinking cops from Bullshire Police caught a crook recently by pretending to be a police dog whilst dangling from a copper chopper.

The fleeing baddies had just stolen some bacon from up The Asdases and were trying to make their getaway as the sharp minded copper remembered that crooks are generally scared of canine cops.

Dangling from the copper chopper, the canny cop started barking like a dog, resulting in the crooks stopping in their tracks and getting caught.

Unfortunately, the Security Guard from The Asdases had elaborated the truth and, on closer inspection, it was quickly established that the CCT at The Asdases is utter shite and provided no footage of evidential consequence.

Despite the entire police operation costing a couple of thousand pounds, the alleged ‘crook’ produced a receipt for the bacon and, after being apologised to, was allowed on their way.

All because the Security Guard lied.  Idiot.