Muzzled Police Dog

SNOWFLAKES WIN VICTORY AGAINST POLICE

Following a number of complaints from snowflakes, Bullshire Police have been forced to review their safety procedures.

In the past, Bullshire Police used Police Dogs to catch baddies; but, following a number of complaints from utter fuckwit liberal snowflake social justice warriors, they’ve had to introduce “Safety Measures”.

Angry German Shepherd
Angry German Shepherd

“BONER”

According to a Bullshire Police Spokesperson, they have a big massive snarling Boner; which is irrelevant but allows us to attempt to punt their ‘Flag LandShark Pin Badge and Velcro Patch’ combo:

“SAFETY MEASURES”

As a result of the wanker “Social Justice Warriors” Bullshire Police have been forced to muzzle all of their Police Dogs to prevent them from biting people or looking nasty and stuff. Consideration was also given to muzzling the Dog Handlers; because, as you may be aware, Police Dog Handlers are generally quite horny all the time and they hunt Bullshire in search of hot probationers to lure away from Elite Firearms Officers and try to shag as many as possible at any given time.



Each muzzle will be bright pink; because pink is a girls colour.

If you’ve read this far, we dare you to type “I want to stroke Boner‘ in the comments section on the Facebook post. We dare you.

We also respectfully request that you go back and ‘Like’ the Facebook post; because the more people who do that, the more people will be exposed to our piss taking; and the more people who may believe what we’re actually saying. Which will make us laugh like girls.

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24/03/2020

'Bullshire' is, in fact, a 'Small Business' with all the costs and overheads that a 'Small Business' involves. The current worldwide situation is causing our 'Small Business' to stumble.

Our Social Media Ambassador is currently in Vietnam and, thanks to strong free WiFi everywhere, is able to continue to create. However, they can't get back to the UK. In fact, after careful consideration, they would prefer to be in Vietnam at this time because it's safer. Oh - There aren't any viable routes out of Vietnam either.

Unfortunately, this means additional expenditure and a massive amount of stress about keeping the 'Bullshire Small Business' afloat back in the UK.

If you choose to procure a 'Coconut' for our Social Media Ambassador, money will be used to keep the lights on in Bullshire.

These are scary times and there are priorities though. We understand that.

These are not easy times. Vietnam has closed its borders. Our Social Media Ambassador is a 'Foreigner' in their country. At the moment, they're smiling; but it's only a matter of time before they stop; as businesses are being closed left, right and centre.

Like we said: Scary times.

Stay safe. Watch yourself. Watch out for those closest to you.









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