Stock Crime Scene Photo

‘HOW CAN PEOPLE SINK SO LOW?’

A crowd of shocked onlookers looked on in shock earlier today as yet another crime scene appeared on Bullshire High Street.

After one of our most daring and intrepid so-called ‘Journalists’ who saw a post on the Facebook page of Bullshire Police, they thought “How can people sink so low?” which meant we could create this clickbait headline. Clever huh?



According to Bullshire Police, someone apparently robbed the ‘Booze’n’Ciggies Bank’ down on the Bullshire High Street; but, instead of appealing for witnesses, Bullshire Police yet again took the opportunity to rip into the paupers of Bullshire; patronising and belittling them; and calling them ‘Underclass’.

Take a look for yourself: