It’s started. People are taking photos of their Christmas Tree and posting self congratulatory posts on Facebook.
But did you know that it’s actually ILLEGAL in Bullshire?
Since 2012, Bullshire Police have been stepping up Cyber Patrols in a bid to stamp out self congratulatory posts about Christmas Trees.
A spokesperson for Bullshire Police said:
“…Around mid-November it’s not unusual for people to erect their Christmas Tree, take a shaky poor quality photo of it and post it on Facebook; with some stupid comment such as ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…”
But it’s actually ILLEGAL to do such a thing, and here’s why:
- Nobody gives a shit;
- Nobody actually believes that the poster’s life is oh-so-fucking perfect;
- Seriously, nobody gives a shit; and
- Nobody cares
Bullshire Police continued:
“…We fucking hate it when people go on and fucking on about how good their tree looks. It doesn’t. It looks the same as every other bastard photo of every bastard Christmas tree posted on Facebook. Ever…”
The outspoken spokesperson concluded:
“…Fuck off with you poxy Christmas Tree posts. Go on. Fuck off. FUCK. OFF. Then fuck off again…”