Ahead of the ‘Bullshire Festival of Inclusive Diversity’, Bullshire Online has learned that, as well as providing top cops with inclusive yet apparently politically correct epaulettes, Bullshire Police are in the process of feeding their police horses a different diet in a bid to have them ‘Poo Rainbows’ during the forthcoming diverse events within Bullshire.
Many Bullshire Citizens complain about the manure Bullshire Police Horses produce; but no complaints are anticipated when they poo rainbows to prove to the world how right on Bullshire Police are.