Crop Circle Cop Car

DRONE FOOTAGE SHOWS COP CAR DOING SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLE!

Bullshire Online can exclusively reveal how Bullshire Police are responsible for ‘Crop Circles’ which – until now – mysteriously cropped up.

One of those annoying ‘Amateur Drone Pilots’ has sent us footage of a Bullshire Police Car drawing a massive cock in a corn field right here in Bullshire.

Crop Circle Cop Car Drone Footage
Crop Circle Cop Car Drone Footage

Our technical experts have zoomed in on the footage which clearly reveals a Bullshire Police car creating the big cock.

Drone Footage Close Up
Drone Footage Close Up

 

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Bullshire Online have contacted Bullshire Police for comment.

One of their top cops – an Elite Detective Constable – said, “Yes, one of our Police Cars drew the cock by driving around; but bobbies had to get out of the car and trample on the corn to create the spunking bits.”