Following the recent high profile suspension of a real proper Police Officer for allegedly stealing a biscuit, the very very professional Professional Standards Department of Bullshire Police have begun proactively investigating in a quest to uncover evidence of biscuits in the poo of Bullshire’s few remaining Police Officers.
Not content with digging up shit the normal way, Bullshire’s very very professional Professional Standards Department have taken to inserting nets in the pipes behind the bogs in Bullshire’s few remaining police station.
The nets intercept solids going through, which are later collected for examination by the sleuths.
So far, traces of a HobNob have been discovered in a Sergeant’s stool; and Bullshire Online understand that that Sergeant has been suspended for a few years until they pull their finger out and investigate the big pile of shit.
Detective Shopya OWEN-GRANEÉ, leading the investigation, said:
I’m a twat.
