Speculation was rife earlier today when deliveries started arriving at 10 Downing Street; in apparent reparation for a new prime minister.
Shocked onlookers looked on in shock as deliveries of toads, filets of fenny snake, newts’ eyes, frogs’ toes, bat wool, dogs’ tongues, adders’ forks, blind worms’ stings, lizards’ legs, dragons’ scales, wolfs’ teeth, witches’ mummies, salt-sea sharks, roots of hemlock and slips of yew began.
Pictured is a chap delivering what appears to be a cauldron.
Political pundits pondered as to who the new Prime Minister could be; as there’s only one potential candidate who has straw-like hair who could make use of such items.