Bullshire Online have learned that Larry the Downing Street cat has packed his bags and is preparing to leave 10 Downing Street as soon as possible.
As shown in our exclusive picture, Larry can be seen sitting on the doorstep of number 10 waiting for a taxi to take him as far away as possible.
A Bullshire Online source close to Larry said “Larry saw on Facebook that Theresa May is going to be his new owner; and, because he’s scared of being mixed into a potion or something, he’s off.”