We’ve Found Someone Who Cares About Euro 2016!

Intrepid Bullshire Online so-called reporters have spent a while trying to locate someone who cares about the forthcoming Euro 2016 football thing.

Eventually, we found someone who actually gives a shit about it; even though all the so-called news outlets appear to give the impression that people actually care.

No.  Wait.  No, we haven’t found anyone who gives a shit about Euro 2016.

Because football is shit.