Copper Chopper to Fly Around in a Vacuum Bubble to Prevent Noise Complaints

Top cops from Bullshire Police have contacted so-called Reporters from Bullshire Online to ask us to remind Citizens that Bullshire’s copper chopper now flies around inside a vacuum bubble in a bid to prevent ignorant buffoons from complaining about the noise on Social Media.

After working with top physicists, the ‘Vacuum Bubble’ will prevent any noise from the copper chopper; because as we all remember from school, sound doesn’t travel inside a vacuum.

Until recently, Bullshire Police had to divert scores of Police Officers away from actually fighting crime in order for them to respond to complaints on Social Media about the noise coming from the copper chopper.