Uniformed bullies have tickled a man to death using tickling sticks Bullshire Online has learned.
Earlier today (Tuesday) paid thugs in uniform equipped with nasty tickling sticks responded to an incident where a man had made an adult decision to choose to take sufficient illegal drugs to ensure he was absolutely off his face then chose to repeatedly stab himself in his main arteries.
Shocked onlookers looked on in shock as the man repeatedly stabbed himself, even as Bullshire Police Officers tried to stop him.
However, instead of actually helping the poor man, nasty horrible Police Officers decided to try to disarm him by tickling him with their nasty tickling sticks.
Bullshire Police have recently replaced their ELECTRIC GUNS with tickling sticks because loads of ignorant buffoons thought that ELECTRIC GUNS were too nasty.
This is the first time a man who repeatedly stabbed himself in his main arteries has been killed by Bullshire Police Officers using their nasty horrible violent tickling sticks.
Bullshire Online have since learned that the dead man was obviously an aspiring footballer and a loving father of 173.
More on this news when we’ve made it up.