Top Bullshire Cop Suspended For Comparing Moobs

One of Bullshire’s top cops has been suspended after being caught comparing moobs with a colleague recently.

Bullshire Online snooped on the top cop’s facebook page a few months ago and saw images that the acting Detective Constable had posted showing himself on a night out with colleagues.

The graphic image clearly showed the top cop with his top off comparing his moobs with someone who we assume is his colleague because Police Officers pretty much only ever socialise with other Police Officers.

Bullshire Online reporters then grassed up the top cop to his bosses via e-mail; and a few weeks later we fired off a Freedom of Information Act request to find out what had happened (again, via e-mail).

It turns out our cowardly action of grassing the top cop up to his bosses resulted in his suspension; but we don’t care because we caused a bit more anti-police gossip on Social Media.  Wahey.