Journalists and Reporters Help Police Evacuate Stadium

Earlier this afternoon (Sunday) we read on facebook  that Bullshire Athletic’s football stadium was being evacuated following something unusual being found.

Instead of reporting things like facts and, erm, what’s it called?  Oh yeah, ‘News’ – Bullshire Online reporters and loads of other journalists and professional stirrers and second guessers rushed to the stadium to actually do something which was somewhat risky.

Usually, when something potentially dangerous happens, Bullshire Online reporters cower away like the cowards we are and report utter drivel and retrospective opinions which quite a few dumb people believe.

But today was different, because we actually put our lives on the line to help others.

No.  Wait.  We didn’t, because we’re cowards.