We Spent a Day With Armed Police – You’ll be Amazed What we Discovered!

You may have seen in the news recently that, according to a poll conducted by the Police Federation of England and Wales [PFEW], only a small fraction of serving Police Officers knew about the poll.

This is despite the fact that the PFEW generate millions of pounds in subscriptions and hundreds of thousands of pounds from advertisers in their outdated magazine which nobody reads.

They also generate thousands from businesses and other organisations who rent a bit of space in the exhibition hall at their annual conference which takes place this week.

Anyway, this probably statistically invalid poll appears to reveal that not many Police Officers want to be armed; so we sent one of our intrepid Bullshire Online reporters to find out what Armed Police Officers get up to all day.

After starting duty at 07:00hrs, the armed cops enjoyed a cup of coffee:

Coffee

Coffee was followed by a haircut:

Comb

Which was then followed by 5 hours in the gym with a personal trainer:

Gym

As can be seen, it’s well risky being an armed cop.