Home Secretary Appears to Suffer From Amnesia During Cops’ Conference

Whilst having a break from watching paint dry, seeds germinate and flowers bloom, the Politics Reporter from Bullshire Online tuned into the ‘Live Feed’ of the Police Federation Conference which is being held somewhere quite nice by the coast today and over the next few days.

One of today’s speakers was Theresa May, the current Conservative Home Secretary.

Our Reporter was shocked, concerned and quite worried about Mrs May, who appeared to suffer from a bout of amnesia whilst presenting her speech.

She kept going on and on and on about how the police should improve in various areas; and appeared to completely forget that her very own Conservative Party has been instrumental in the systematic destruction of the Police Service.

The memory of her own party’s cuts to the Police Service appeared to have been erased from her mind.  It was all very strange.

She also went on and on about something which happened decades ago and appeared to forget that, once again, her own party were quite possibly also involved in some of the mistakes that were made.

We’re worried about Mrs May.

Mrs May also went on about how the police are responsible for sufferers of domestic abuse being let down.  She forgot to remember that the government she is part of are somewhat responsible for legislation.  She forgot to remember that her government is constantly hammering and demoralising the Response Police Officers who are often forced to make quick decisions in the face of constant staff shortages, food shortages, drink shortages within an environment with practically zero morale (mainly due to her and her cronies).

By the way, the photo we’ve associated with this article is a photo of our reporter’s computer screen; which, for some unknown reason, cracked when Theresa appeared on it.